Celebrity endorsements are nothing new. Mr Pettifog is fond of telling us all that his Great Uncle, Adolphus Pettifog, earned ten guineas for providing a quotation to the Carbolic Smoke Ball Company, which read “I found the Carbolic Smoke Ball most efficacious for treating my piles”. Thus, the first public proof of the Pettifog family’s skill at blowing smoke… But enough of that.
In IP Draughts’ copy of The Times this weekend, a report that Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone has thanked the UK’s Intellectual Property Crime Unit for arresting a Yorkshireman on suspicion of leaking Stallone’s latest cinematic oeuvre, Expendables 3, to internet streaming sites. Sly is reported to have said:
I’d like to thank the Police Intellectual Property Crime Unit at the City of London Police for working with US Homeland Security Investigations to apprehend the suspect. It is important to protect the rights of creatives around the world.
IP Draughts applauds Mr Stallone for his comments. For those of you who are not au fait with the IP Crime Unit, it was set up in 2013 with funding from the UK Intellectual Property Office. Its 20-strong team of detectives, analysts and researchers forms part of the City of London Police, a small police force that should not be confused with the Metropolitan Police.
Although not reported by The Times, it appears from the Crime Unit’s website that its very own Detective Inspector Mike Dodge also commented on this successful operation. He said:
Today’s operation demonstrates the international remit of the Police Intellectual Property Crime Unit (PIPCU). PIPCU has a remit to protect the UK’s creative industries but we are also committed to ensuring the UK is not a safe haven for criminals seeking to attack international businesses from our shores.
…PIPCU is coming down hard on criminals exploiting intellectual property for their own financial gain and today’s action should serve as a warning to online pirates.
As a Lancastrian by birth, it would be very wrong of IP Draughts to make comments about the piratical tendencies of Yorkshiremen, particularly after the Law Society was good enough to pay for his recent diversity training. So, let’s just leave it at that.
IP Draughts wonders whether the UK IPO might capitalise on the goodwill shown by Mr Stallone, and ask him to encourage his fellow stars in Expendables 3 to support the UK IPO’s activities by starring in films with an IP theme? Could Mr Schwarzenegger be persuaded to star in a new film, The Trollenator, in which he plays a ruthless non-practising entity from a future world? Or could Mel Gibson be enticed to play the role of a heroic trade mark attorney living in a distopian world, in Mad Marks?